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Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98fb565778174d55f3fb1b03741f3564/tumblr_mkcuvfFokN1rsll6fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59504290c996da32acd2f7557e3391df/tumblr_mkcuvfFokN1rsll6fo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eeyore-needs-a-stitch.tumblr.com/post/51186695466/alien-head-dumplings-at-tokyo-disney-sea-they-are"&gt;eeyore-needs-a-stitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51192367857</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51192367857</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:38:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel2p7601S1rgg3i6o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel2p7601S1rgg3i6o3_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel2p7601S1rgg3i6o4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel2p7601S1rgg3i6o2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel2p7601S1rgg3i6o5_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel2p7601S1rgg3i6o6_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51111215200</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51111215200</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:49:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65102146" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girl-non-grata.tumblr.com/post/49399793528/husband-animates-joke-about-tortilla-chips-told-by"&gt;girl-non-grata&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51093151387</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51093151387</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:50:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>(via thatsmoderatelyraven, velveteendream)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kovuycWpSQ1qzs4m6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thatsmoderatelyraven.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thatsmoderatelyraven&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://velveteendream.tumblr.com/post/170429392" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;velveteendream&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51092905484</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51092905484</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:46:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kzxfPFUo1qcl8j1o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51092837717</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/51092837717</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:46:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for..."</title><description>“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chuck Palahniuk, &lt;em&gt;Diary&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://showslow.tumblr.com/"&gt;showslow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50858028793</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50858028793</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:36:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ad0e636bbae1042aaa62edd13b1343c/tumblr_mn1tcgH6cM1qfb46yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50856954324</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50856954324</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:22:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8bbf6f833228192f2a889bc2522bfb2/tumblr_mn0oxsMRBb1qgi8uco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holdnoquarter.tumblr.com/post/50766948645/today-i-came-across-goats-playing-on-a-trampoline"&gt;holdnoquarter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50825351970</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50825351970</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 08:38:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eternallybliss:


i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eternallybliss.tumblr.com/post/50645426174/i-wonder-if-by-being-the-fastest-sperm-i-stopped"&gt;eternallybliss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god&lt;em&gt; i am so sorry&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50712536615</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50712536615</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:48:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hvar5wlo1rbyuz9o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hvar5wlo1rbyuz9o2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tavrissexual.tumblr.com/post/29220349946/calm-your-shit-barbie-not-everyone-has-white"&gt;tavrissexual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50668343537</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50668343537</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:22:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tupacabra.tumblr.com/post/50627008508/one-time-i-looked-at-something-that-had-glitter-on"&gt;tupacabra&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50629480760</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50629480760</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:44:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"People don’t always want to be with people. It gets tiring."</title><description>““People don’t always want to be with people. It gets tiring.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Emma Donoghue, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Room&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://13neighbors.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;13neighbors&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50554281541</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50554281541</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 20:55:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l406L8Hs1ruircro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50554242995</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50554242995</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 20:54:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/407dc6d4e388720867ac40dff8842a12/tumblr_mepwhi67621qd8q7fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50550350607</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50550350607</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:59:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab0a4a901ae3d9e53a7f99a718d84730/tumblr_mh1qwpA7wK1qd25c3o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eludednightmares.tumblr.com/post/41324071653/youd-know-something-about-that-wouldnt-you"&gt;eludednightmares&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a1836dbdb5ab63ba5786c8a6c3438757/tumblr_inline_mh3x233UWs1r2y1bq.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50550331423</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50550331423</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:59:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake makes an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7379055a15b785dc86687f02fb2859e6/tumblr_mhk1rofubn1s37txdo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dbc879973b5eb04b61ab4878406e21a0/tumblr_mhk1rofubn1s37txdo2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justintimberlakedoingthings.tumblr.com/post/42056488176/djddy-justin-timberlake-makes-an"&gt;justintimberlakedoingthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50550148612</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50550148612</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:56:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhortonhearsawho.tumblr.com/post/49888113064/a-girl-walks-into-a-classroom-wearing-a-spaghetti"&gt;niallhortonhearsawho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50548631010</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50548631010</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:38:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>rodneykong:

you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rodneykong.tumblr.com/post/44278102337/youre-gonna-fuck-with-me-punk-ill-have-you-know"&gt;rodneykong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call me names i might cry. so watch your fucking back&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50483254773</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50483254773</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:13:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>anthonygherkins:

If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anthonygherkins.tumblr.com/post/50249328366"&gt;anthonygherkins&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50387693887</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50387693887</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:44:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df17359066979f747383151130c5ac72/tumblr_mku20qm7Eh1qbjvouo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leadinq.tumblr.com/post/50019947995/this-is-the-happiest-goat-i-have-ever-seen-omfg"&gt;leadinq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50269394517</link><guid>http://jaubs.tumblr.com/post/50269394517</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 10:03:38 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
