May 2013
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via showslow)
eternallybliss:
i wonder if by being the fastest sperm I stopped another future cancer curer/billionaire/supermodel/amazing musician sperm or something oh god i am so sorry
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
“People don’t always want to be with people. It gets tiring.”
– Emma Donoghue, Room (via 13neighbors)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
rodneykong:
you’re gonna fuck with me punk? ill have you know im really sensitive and if you call me names i might cry. so watch your fucking back
anthonygherkins:
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
Things I'm Quite Excited For (Summer Edition)
Del Mar Fair
Hiking
Beach time/bonfires
More time with people I love
No curfew (hopefullyyyy)
Not needing to check my planner
No worries
Staying up without worrying about being tired the next day
Sleeping in
Orientation
No rain
Adventures
Spontaneity
Happiness
catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
15hypens:
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
thatsmoderatelyraven:
I’m so close to being done with high school I can almost taste it
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via femmeinnest)
“I knew looking back at the tears would make me laugh, but I didn’t know looking...”
– (via karlaventura)
jetqlanes:
collapsing under your own gravity and absorbing and destroying everything around you because you’re such a special star :))
“When you start to really know someone, all their physical characteristics start...”
– Lisa Unger (via outofdiscord)
esexist:
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:
atrophydaughter:
*puts on horror movie*
fuck this im out
all aboard the train to nopeville
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
itsvondell:
i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold
i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals
thealawl:
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
